Woman #1: “Someone asked me if I liked shrimp crackers.”
Woman #2: “I know why.”
Man: “Some agent for a Wiz Khalifa—what kind of name is that?—came up to me and asked if we’d appear in his music video. Rather strange chap, he was.”
Woman: “What sort of music? What’s his song called?”
Man: “It’s some strange genre called “rap”. Have you heard of it? The song’s called Black and Yellow.”
Woman: “The only rap I know is of the Saran variety. And why on Earth would he choose us?”
@Pimms_oClock—Pimm’s is the only drink (even in the US).